Who are we? What are we? Why are we? Are we?
Indeed we are! This is not a Fae illusion nor a product of your Hogsnuffling fertilised imagination!
This . . . is . . . drumroll please . . . THE Oddball Scribbler!
READ THE FULL WELCOME!
by Longquill, F. Q.
Against all common knowledge .. and sense .. it’s actually possible to have more than one birthday.
DISCOVER HOW THEY DID IT!
Can they hear pins drop? And if so, from how far?
ALSO: Some other stuff about Hearken Bots!
by Jeremiah Wisen III
When you read about big criminal heists they tend to be grandiose affairs; planned down to the minutest detail and flawlessly executed.
THIS, AND MORE, INSIDE!
by Corliss Slidevalve
Your fortunes may just have changed. Science boffins at oddball HQ have just revealed the Beta Magnet.
ALL IS REVEALED!
“Please help! I am having a dreadful time of telling the difference between splurge shot and zigzag shot” …
Chapter 1: Hostile audiences, cannon and impending doom .. READ THE FIRST CHAPTER SOON!
Spot the Similarities!
Please let us know what they are!
Mousebot Chases Cat Havoc!
City comes to standstill in epic mouse & cat chase!
LOWLY DECKSWIFFER IS MASTER THIEF!
TREACLE CLOUD WARNING!
Get your bowls out ready!
SPONGE PUDDING SALES AT RECORD HIGH!!
WRECKERS FOR HIRE No Building too small! No furniture too large! We’re Ready To Destroy You(r stuff)! Scribe: obs1C-WRECKIT!
MAGIC HAMSTER FOB WATCH FOR SALE. Never used. Prime condition. Come with 5 Magci Scroll Wheels and spinner. Scribe: obs1C-HAMFOB with offer. No time wasters.
SNAUSAGE STUFFER NEEDED. Must have experience. HSTGE1 & 2 certification required. Scribe: obs1C-STUFFER